If You're Still a Trump Fan, You're Weird

Trump posts bizarre new video. As in, it's really messed up.

After announcing his intention to take over Gaza and turn it into a tacky Trump resort, the Mango Mussolini copped a lot of flak.

So what better way to calm the critics than to post an AI-generated video featuring the Lobster, Co-President Musk, and Benjamin the Nutty Yahoo frolicking in the future resort?

Trump posted the video on his Truth Social and Instagram accounts, although the Instagram post has already been removed amid a flood of criticism.

As of this writing, it’s still available at his Lies Truth Social platform.

The video begins with imagery of a rubble-strewn Gaza, before villagers walk through a tunnel and emerge into a Dubai-like environ with red Teslas crawling along palm tree-lined streets. A series of beach panoramas is interrupted by the sight of Musk sinking pita bread into a dip and then into his smirking gob.

While this is going on, an awful attempt at rap music exclaims:

“Donald’s coming to set you free, bringing the light for all to see,
No more tunnels, no more fear,
Trump Gaza is finally here.”

Just what kind of light will Trump be bringing to Gaza?

Well, right after Musk’s ugly mug fades from the screen we are treated to a couple of belly dancers doing their thing on the beach.

Only, these belly dancers have beards. Big, hairy-ass beards.

Because Trump is a Conservative Christian™, remember?

After the bearded belly dancers, we see a child walking along holding a large gold balloon shaped like a giant bust of the Don.

After more Dubai-like panoramas, we see the Don touching up a belly dancer in a nightclub. This one is either a real female or shaves on a regular basis.

Then we see Musk throwing money in the air on the beach, and little kids jumping to grab it.

Creepy.

At 0:27, we are subjected to a giant gold statue of Trump, sporting a slim, young Elvis-like profile. Nowhere is the bloated gut and plodding stoop that pollutes our televisions on a daily basis.

This is followed by imagery of a Trump Gaza gift shop, adorned with rows of golden Trump trinkets.

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